Who's naughty
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Attitude
ME! I'm naughty. I stay up way too late, I never get enough sleep, my eating habits are atrocious, yet I still remain just cheeky. Ok so thats not true, but it sounded good while typing it. So tonight's adventure in Gummilandia was cool. We had a guest cameo from Joe's original hag from the first season, Tanya, who came to mingle with the cast of this season. Unfortunately the attitude fairy came without an offering last night and left a few with sour faces and rude 'tudes. Man, can't we all just get along? that's what this Joe says, but if we can't then the person I would immediately turn to would be my future interior designer and more recent future wardrobe consultant, The other Joe. He was born with the attitude microchip already installed and its too late to reformat my model so I check my attitude with him first.
I told Brian that his attitude is simply divine because its so soft and cuddly, even though a single glance would tell you he is a grizzly force not to be reckoned with.
Oh well, what can I say, if the heart of Tucson isn't beating with some sort of heated or cooled blood, then what would be the fun in that. I'd like to think that I can be a raging bitch sometimes, but damn it man, its just not true, ask anyone. If i were eligible for an attitude adjustment I would tune it up to spicy;the spot in between absolutely obnoxious and outspoken. somewhere in there, I might find a happy medium, but until then I'm forced to walk the earth with this half glazed smile that I haven't been able to shack since High School. Love peace and chicken grease to all...