7.45
Mood:  vegas lucky
Topic: fame
Ok, I'm totally starting to feel like a celebrity, I have 82 hits so far and I've only been up for 11 days now. Thats an average of 7.45 hits a day. Simply amazing! I know at least 7.45 people that own or have access to a computer. You have no idea how elated I am to be here. All I ever wanted was to be one of the popular girls, and today, I have successfully achieved that status. I guess its all down hill from here though. I'll be followed by the Paparazzi, then I'll be the latest fad in all the teen magazines, quickly followed by My popularity spike on MTV only to be marred by the tabloids exposing my rationale behind my rapid weight gain (accompanied by beached-whale worthy pictures) succeeded by my grave battle with anorexia/bulimia/Coke/Mr.Pibb. And to add insult to injury, they'll dig into my past and resurface all the scorned opposite-sex partner scandals and illegitimate children's that I've worked so hard to detach myself from. Oh woe is me! This world is such an angry Place sometimes. Oh well, At least when the rest of the world comes tumbling down, I know I can always rely on the 7.45 friends that I have locked into some unspoken obligation by mentioning their presence here.
All joking aside, Today was pretty dull. Adding the jokes back in and today was much more palatable. I had another nice day at work with my friends in the pharmacy. I read through oceans of Medicare paperwork and aced a test for proper billing procedures. Add that one to the useless information pile! Then I spent an hour and a half at the gym to maintain my rock body! its more like sponge cake right now actually. Its the first time I've been in like 3 weeks and until I firm up a little, don't be surprised if you see me in public wearing baggy clothing, in fact, I expect compliments on my mu mus!