From swimfan_85
So there is really no correlation to the title. But I just saw the movie and I had to work it out of my system somehow. Who knew of all the things she could do, that she couldn't swim? no wonder she was psycho obsessed with hot swimmer boy. Hope I didn't ruin the ending for anyone, but hey, it's passed it's video release, you've had your chance.
So today was the first day of my month long weekend class. It was fun. there are 21 single mothers and 5 guys, 2 of which are hot and 2 who are gay. I hope the other hot guy is gay too, that would make things real fun. LOL! oh gee, I'm such a wishful thinker. And I'm so sad that I couldn't see all my subjects tonight at IBT's. But not to worry, I've sent Nathan as my Countess, or Stewardess to stand in for the queen while she is away. There was a crazy boy from Spain who met me tonight. I think he wanted a kiss. Funny, I just wanted attention. I'm greedy, I know, its one of my many perks!
OK, everybody have fun, be safe, and get giggy with it!

Waiting for tonight..
Mood:  sad
Tonight is the night that I prepare for the rest of my life, at least the next month anyway. It includes not frequenting the bar that I love to frequent so much. It includes not staying up wit my friends till 4 in the morning talking about nothing. It involves 2 eight hour days of microbiology back to back for 4 weeks straight, and its all squeezed in between a 40 hour work week. Wish me luck all as I attempt again to wear the dress of a student and rejoin the ranks of those competing for a seat in the vicious game of musical limited-pharmacy-school-seats-so-gitcho-self-upon-it. I can't wait for this round. oh well, here goes nothing. Nighty night all. I'll see you all in a month.

Why can't I take this damn smile off of my face?
Mood:  cheeky
It just doesn't come off. I don't know what to do. I guess it has to do with the fact that I just met someone who really peaks my interest. So he is a little older than me. Its been done. And I love the older men, they have wisdom, they have conversation, they have it all and they know what they want. Its the sex drive of a 20 year old without the insecurity, its brilliant. I don't know exactly what it is, but I couldn't stop smiling today. I once smiled for 17 years straight. I remember the first time I didn't bother smiling publicly was when my friends in high school brushed me off. Anyway, since then its been mostly smiles with a slight chance of grimace (no, not the big purple dope from McDonald's wonderland) and today was 99% Stepford smile, while the 1% not smiling was spent readjusting my facial muscles to be able to breathe. And to top it all off, I went to Cafe Diva. very cute, and very gay. How very appropriate.

Status Inquiry/ Maintnence
Mood:  a-ok
So tonight was a mixed bag. Chex Mix as a matter of fact. I love the salty parts of check mix, but I'm not too fond of the pretzel parts. Kind of funny considering the pretzels are salty too. But thats the mental space that I occupy most often. I love certain things about some people but hate the same things in others. I know, and you are right Travis, its a funky hang-up. But worry not gentle citizens, for I have a grip! Yes, I actually realize that its not always about me and that other people get to be happy too, sometimes. I'm not about controlling people, I'm about controlling myself, and after that Things fall into place pretty neatly. And if I can't be mature about it then I can certainly distract myself with the salty cracka's that I do like.
This week I got more numbers and advances than I know what to do with. There was 1 Adrian, 1 Andre, 1 Andrew, 1 Brian, 1 Jack, 1 Jason, 1 Joe, 1 Micheal, and then there were the ones that got away...
By the way, its great to have friends like Jamie who are there for you at 1 in the morning to listen to you bitch about everything under the blue sky. And he doesn't even charge. I think that its a highly marketable skill you have there my friend, and don't worry, when I'm rich and Fabulous (Absolutely) I'll make sure and keep room for you, and don't worry, you wont have to wear a sparkly thong, unless you want to.
Ok, just so you know, I'm actually feeling great. Sometimes things get a bit heavy but the real troopers make it through. Shawna, I won't say a thing. Its just nona my biznach. Besides, I have to appreciate the night for what it was. It was the last weekend that I really get to come out and party it up. I have a Microbiology class that starts next weekend and goes from 8 in the morning and last until 4:40 in the afternoon, Saturday and Sunday. But worry not, Its only for a month. After that month I can reaffirm my position as fashion club head/queen of IBT's. Unless some little Snow White comes and takes it before I get back. But I have a backup plan, as everyone should. If that does occur, I'll have my best hag conjure up a potion and mix it into her weekly salsa that will ensure that his coordination skills are nill, that he keeps no rhythm, and that his fruit loops are shoddy. HA! ok now I feel great! Much love to all. don't forget that at the stroke of midnight, the new law passes that extends bar hours until 2am. HUGS!

Who knew?
Mood:  silly
Who knew that when my parents had me, they would be unleashing a great disturbance into the general populous of Tucson? Not them. Who knew that it would take three hours to get the oil on the canvas exactly how I wanted it only to realize that it would look awful and I'd have to start all over? Not me. Who knew that Funkytown has its own website? well according to the people I've talked to, Not anyone? WTH? Its strange I know, but stranger things have happened. Some really good, some really bad, but I'll only mention the good because then I get to keep the crown and scepter, not to mention the title of Tucson's sweet heart! LOL! Actually I couldn't mention the bad if I tried cause Beyonce told me not to dis you on the Internet, cause her mama taught her better than that. But who knew that beyonce's mama was a clairvoyant or prophet or the likes thereof? Again, not me. I mean, come on, she would have had to have been in order to dissuade little Beyonce from marring anyones character on the Internet years before it was even cool to dis people! like totally. And why does funkytown have its own website? That is too much, but I love the version with Ru Paul! and just so you know, I scored a 6 on the on line quiz in Funkytown. I think that disqualifies me from earning citizenship there. Oh well, I hear there is still a vacancy in Sexytown! Maybe Ill do better there. Have a happy whatever you're having...

Who's naughty
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: Attitude
ME! I'm naughty. I stay up way too late, I never get enough sleep, my eating habits are atrocious, yet I still remain just cheeky. Ok so thats not true, but it sounded good while typing it. So tonight's adventure in Gummilandia was cool. We had a guest cameo from Joe's original hag from the first season, Tanya, who came to mingle with the cast of this season. Unfortunately the attitude fairy came without an offering last night and left a few with sour faces and rude 'tudes. Man, can't we all just get along? that's what this Joe says, but if we can't then the person I would immediately turn to would be my future interior designer and more recent future wardrobe consultant, The other Joe. He was born with the attitude microchip already installed and its too late to reformat my model so I check my attitude with him first.
I told Brian that his attitude is simply divine because its so soft and cuddly, even though a single glance would tell you he is a grizzly force not to be reckoned with.
Oh well, what can I say, if the heart of Tucson isn't beating with some sort of heated or cooled blood, then what would be the fun in that. I'd like to think that I can be a raging bitch sometimes, but damn it man, its just not true, ask anyone. If i were eligible for an attitude adjustment I would tune it up to spicy;the spot in between absolutely obnoxious and outspoken. somewhere in there, I might find a happy medium, but until then I'm forced to walk the earth with this half glazed smile that I haven't been able to shack since High School. Love peace and chicken grease to all...

Mood:  cool
Today I tried yoga for the first time. It was awesome. I have never done it officially before though I have taken it upon myself to calm myself and breathe. I guess thats not rocket science considering breathing is essential for, of action! Anyway, I had a blast with Jamie last night. Instead of the Karaoke thing, I took it easy on my vocal chords but not on my feet. I think we must have walked a city block easy. Oh well, its good for my young bones. Anywho, talking about world domination will only get you so far, but making sure your sex skills are sharp, via a Details magazine sex- is better. Thanks for last night, it was very informative! though I still don't know what Keanu Reeves and that Ben guy Had going on. I guess some stones in this universe are better left unturned. On that note, everyone have a safe and happy hump day!

How do you like it now?
Mood:  a-ok
So this is how its going to be. I like the fact that I'm trying something new, switching to blog format instead of doing things manually I mean. But I guess totally comforming has me a bit uneasy. You see I like to stand out in a very subtle way. It's my way. Its more like standing to the side really. I don't do it for attention, I do it to prove to myself that I don't need to go with the flow to go at all. Now that I use a blog, there will be certain things expected of me that I felt more comfortable not entertaining when my page was but a little seedling. For instance, spell checking. Its funny that I'm so pick about picking out other peoples flaws yet I'm so lazy about my own. I guess now that I have the tools readily accessable I'll be expected to use them. It sounds like a good idea, and it would be easy, but I feel like I'm giving in to something that I shouldn't be. I know, I'm weird, I can't help but do things that hard way. When will I learn? oh well. Anyway, I'm super happy to have a blog, even if it is never seen by eyes other than mine. It makes me feel up to date if you know what I mean. Hope you are having a great Monday!

Blog attempt
Mood:  not sure
So this is supposed to be easier than what I'm currently doing on my web page. Hopefully this will help me stay organized. Its been hairy trying to keep everything where is should be. I'm just worried about utter chaos, but sometimes you just have to make that leap of faith. Someone told me recently that sometimes its easier to do something and apologize for it later than it is to ask permission and be denied. I don't know exactly how that fits but well, it seemed appropriate. Anyway, I'm testing this thing out and hopefully I wont have too much to apologize for.

Mood:  chatty
So sometimes you are on the ball and sometimes not. Well I guess the past 3 days have been a deflated ball for me. I always mean to keep up on things, but as the old saying goes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
I had an interesting friday the 13th. I got hit on at work, which never happens (and I thought I was too brown to blush), And I found out that someone had a big crush on me for 2 years, and he finally had the courage to ask me out on a date (of course I said yes), And I found 2 great examples of love and respect in the gay community. Joe and Paul will probably be together forever, and David and Shawn told me tonight that they would die in eachothers arms. Its people like these fine examples that give me faith in gayman kind and faith in myself.
So, as this site nears its 200 hit mark, I feel the need to do something festive. Lets see. Well, in my culture the coming of age of daddy's priness is usually celebrated with a really fancy party called a Quince?era. Maybe I'll do something like that for my baby. But I'll call it my pages' Doscientosi?era, or Dia Del Doscientos Golpes. It'll be a gay ol' time whatever it is.
On a sad note, I was informed that Julia Child died today at 92. I think thats a helluva long time to live considering half the time she was roasted off of her tuffet from cooking sherry on her show, and who knows what off air. Still she was an inspiration to all who love to cook and all who love to drink. What a mutlitasker. Which reminds me, has anyone seen a large group of people all dressed in red running by from bar to bar. They call themselves,..., well I forget what they call themselves (I think its hashers) but their modo is that they are drinkers with a running problem. Its a bizarre phenomenon but this happy little pueblo in the desert is a bizarre place sometimes.
And don't worry, I didn't turn into country singer Mark Wills, though once I was mistaken for him, though it was dark and the observer was drunk. So, Im giving Tori the weekend off and I'm using my friend (not really) Mark Wills as a stand in for my stand in. Anyway, thank you for continuing to make this website a stop on your daily websurf. Hope you have a great weekend.