Hello all good Tucsonans and others who may have found my blog, I have done some research over the past few days and feel inspired enough to share with you all my collected wisdom in Comso fashion adviser format. Ok, I'm no Kerry Bradshaw but I know a good fashion tip when I see one, so here goes.
Fall tip #1 Run, jump, swim, dive, or use some other form of mechanical coordinated movement in order to get your goopy goober buns to the theater and see the Sponge Bob Square pants movie. I did, and it was a blast. I thought that I would be out of place so I went with a friend from work, and as it turns out, there was no need for a buffer. The entire theater was filled with adults there to see Sponge Bob, in fact, I think the first 2 rows were filled with filthy pirates...Anyhow, this will help to even out those creepin crows feet and help shrink those gaping pores by resorting to a youthful state of mind, and even if it doesn't the laughing will do you good and the movie lighting is low enough to make you seem more attractive to a prospective mate.
Fall tip #2 Keep organized! And if you aren't, then you better getchu some. Feel free to choose any method or device that might enhance your potential by keeping things orderly, palm pilots, date books, steel cabinets with manila folders, if you opt for the personal assistant, make sure that he knows what he is doing, and if not, at least make sure that he looks cute while trying to figure out what he should be doing. Whatever you choose get it together cause savvy is in this season.
Fall tip #3 Watch out for Brians! I know that every new fall season comes wrought with its own menacing obstacle, and this season I truly believe that the obstacle is embodied in those born under the name Brian. Beware of these Wiley fellas. However enticing they might appear Gummi Joe suggests that unless you are an experienced user, you should steer clear of these commodities, at least until next season when the watchword resumes with the 'Chris's'. Yes folks, this is one accessory best worn well or not at all. Don't be fooled my their initially pleasant demeanor, there is a geyser of trouble to be tapped when these sleeping giants are awakened, or better yet, aroused.
So in recap, go see Sponge Bob, getchu some organization, and do or don't the 'Brian's.
Eggplant is the new black, Beehives are over, crack whore makeup is slightly over done, and Cardigans Cardi-Can!
In the paraphrased words of Bucky the Cat, '...tell them its good and jack up the price before they can form an opinion of their own.'
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