Lady Tucson and a Blind Date.
Mood:  accident prone
Topic: Blind dates
I'm seriously retarded. Let me just get that out of the way. And you, whoever you are that reads this, don't need me to confirm this fact. You need but read some of my recent postings where I, well, just sound retarded. I will give yesterdays post the extra special award for being overtly all around strange, but will not forget to give an honorable mention to the 4 hours of sleep that got me there.
I left the house with only the best intentions yesterday morning. I intended to be cheery, I intended to see the Panchesco gallery, I intended to sound coherent, and I intended to be patient. I don't know about you, but 1 out of 4 just isn't done in the land of Dairy Queen. This called for corrective action. I sentenced myself to a suitable punishment; I was to be sent on a blind date with myself. It started after I got out of work, I went to pick up my blind date but I found that he was already waiting for me in my car. He was handsome yes, but being exactly on time? A little freaky, not to mention he is obviously a master locksmith or car thief. He came highly recommended but didn't talk much and he sure was hung up on that damn Janet Jackson CD. We decided to rent a movie at Casa Video. I'll say this about my blind date, he has an awkward taste in movies. We chose Exit to Eden with Rosie O'Donnell and a slew of hunky men. Maybe I'm just jaded but what did they do in the 90's for plot? Did they use a tofu based filler until they found that people actually could tell the difference between Folgers and the impostor? Anyway, I found myself laying there in my bed with my blind date, thinking about what a disaster today was, and how to top it off I let a guy into my bed after the first date. Nothing keeps things in perspective quite like finding out that you are easy on a blind date with yourself. After that the sentence was fulfilled and I was allowed to spend the rest of the night comfortably at home in bed. So again, I would like to attribute my bitchy, aloof, retarded behavior on the fact that Joe doesn't handle interrupted sleep schedules well. I hope that Tucson still loves me when I wake up tomorrow cause I sure copped an attitude with her today.