Weekend recap in Gummi-landia.
Mood:  incredulous
The new haircut tested fantastically in the Phoenix market, though I've yet to snap a photo of my peanut shaped head.. Somehow I obtained what came to be known as the gay discover card, getting me and my friends everywhere we wanted to be. And I still have what it takes to be an honorary lesbian. Oh happy day!
In more recent news, Cher was slaughtered in an unfortunate karaoke disaster this weekend. It started as a drunken slur of manly woman-"oooh"s and screechy high notes. later, she was drug down the street in a drunken stupor only to further perpetuate the train wreck at congress. The guilty party was never found to my knowledge, but darn it if my throat doesn't feel hoarse today.